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TOP 10 BEST DISSES!
1. You’re so ugly that when your mama
dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
2. You’re so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
3. You must have been born on a highway cuz
thats where most accidents happen
4. You’re so fat, that when you jumped on the scale
at the doctors office, he said “Hey that’s my phone number!”
5. Your mamas so fat, that when she’s sitting
around the house, she’s literally sitting around the house!
6. You’re so ugly when you popped out the doctor said
aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it.
7. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can’t count that high.
8. Hey, you have something on your chin… 3rd one down
9. You’re so fat when you jumped into the ocean the
whales started singing “We are Family”
10. You’re so stupid you got fired from the m&m
factory for throwing out all the w’s
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